Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
