Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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