You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
