i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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