My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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