Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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