How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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