Christians are straight up FREAKS
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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