But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Randomize
