I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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