i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
