we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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