Don't make out with my wife yet
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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