Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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