So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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