these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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