So drunk its hurt
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The struggles of a small town man whore
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
