On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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