I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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