i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ketchup is God's man juice
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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