: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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