never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There r osticjed everywhere
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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