my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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