Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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