thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
ok first of all what the fuck
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
