Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
