her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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