You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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