i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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