I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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