Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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