i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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