Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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