I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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