Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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