I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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