I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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