yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
