He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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