Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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