I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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