Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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