He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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