quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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