its not stalking. its research.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
40s are totally the cure
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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