Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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