She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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