I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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