I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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