Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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