I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we have pet lesbian snakes
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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