Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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